when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over
"i cant sleep"
BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
Well sometimes people can’t sleep because of stress or anxiety and I’m sure they just want to help
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
*breaks a vase that cost 8,000,000 yen*
it’s a metaphor
Sketch of Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on Titan. Don’t know if I will finish this piece, ah :(
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off